January 2010
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So, it looks like Jessi and I might be getting our own apartment next August which is super exciting. It will be organized through the school, but still ‘our own apartment’, complete with two bedrooms and 2 bathrooms, a full size fridge, stove and living area. I can’t tell you how badly I miss cooking mac n cheese on a stove 9 months out of the year. The only bad thing: the...
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I just saw Penelope for the first time. OMG What a cute as shit movie!!!
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So…I have spots on my legs that are postinflammatory hyperpigmentation.
WTF I’m not black.
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Okay, so I totally had a dream today while napping that I was in a van with this really fat middle-aged man with grey hair, and he propositioned me to blow him for $50. And I did. And it was disgusting. I can still…feel it in my hands and mouth OMFG. I was like…his babysitter or something, and we were driving down a freeway. Then, later on in the dream, I was with my family for a...
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OMG THESE HEELS HURT BUT I WILL NOT TAKE THEM OFF I REFUSE.
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I set up an appointment for my second tattoo today! I’m so excited.
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I think my vagina likes men who sing about love.
– Me
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The Bermuda Triangle freaks me out so bad.
You already know a lot about the so-called Bermuda Triangle. The three points are Bermuda, Miami, and Puerto Rico. Many planes and more than 50 ships, many of them gargantuan cargo ships, have disappeared without a trace in this area, and no one has agreed on a universal cause.
Conspiracy theorists have put forward some astonishing and terrifying...
All young women begin by believing they can change and reform the men they...
– -George Bernard Shaw
Yeah, so spare yourself some trouble and don’t marry.